Poem about Ethnicity

Ethnic make-up of me and my extended family;Armenian, Mexican, English, French, German, one Mexican with a disease only Jewish people get, One waspy English relative who converted to conservative Judaism, a few Latina relatives who live in the barrio in Houston and identify as French but speak no Spanish or French, one gringo(married to a Latina) who speaks no Spanish but speaks English with a Mexican accent(he grew up on the border), when I currently identify myself it is as Armenolatino or Mexamenian